Santa? Are you reading?

If anyone's wondering what to get me for Christmas, or maybe my birthday....take a peek! I'd like a shirt, size large, preferably without profanity, although I do like the skulls...I wonder if there's one that says "I rescue orphan yarn". Or "Home for Disadvantaged Odd Balls" LOL. Oh, that one cracks me up so much, I can't believe I created myself :)